Going to the front. Alright, here I go.
[ EAR RAPE]
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Hello blazers, NFKRZ here
How you guys doing today? Welcome to a brand new video.
In today's video, guys, we're going to be talking about
Some things that have been going down in YouTube recently that are
Just showing us that the website has hit a new low. Now before we get into that
I have something pretty cool to show you guys actually. I've got something in the mail something came in the mail today.
"Deez Nuts"
I got this after like two fucking years of waiting
I should have basically received this in 2015 pretty much, but I only got it now
I mean I guess it's better late than never, so it's pretty fucking cool.
Right, but seriously though, if you have been paying attention to YouTube recently... YouTube has hit a new low
For example, the website itself is going complete cancer.
On videos that have "fidget spinner" in the title when you click on the video when you look through it instead of the normal loading
Sort of circle, a fidget spinner appears. Yes guys so it's now official
It's not just only
cancerous people making cancerous fidget spinner videos
Now YouTube itself is promoting the cancerous fidget spinner trend. As well, another new low
the diss track trend has been going on for a while now in the fake diss track drama that has been going with KSI and
Everybody else has not stopped yet. For example, when I go to any video on YouTube
This is what my related videos look like. It's literally every single Sidemen member reacting to the KSI
Diss track that he just released. I mean, this is YouTube 2017 everybody. This is
E N T E R T A I N M E N T
Right here. Right guys, but today, I don't want to talk about this tracks or any of those cancerous trends
I'm really, really getting fucking tired of them today guys
I'm gonna talk about something a little bit more lighthearted and quite a lot more fun
Okay, than fucking cancerous diss tracks over and over again. Today guys, I can tell you that I found the new
Kid YouTuber legend on YouTube, ok? the new guy to
Rival and surpass Durv. You guys might remember the absolute craze that was going around the boss baby videos you know this year
Earlier this summer. Many really, really bad child YouTubers like Ruby Rube and Durv, before his channel fucking died. Rest in peace, my fellow African American gentleman.
they used to make videos along the lines of
Calling the Boss Baby
"He answered OMG," remember that? Absolute classic videos at this point.
But as you know the time goes on, trends change, and the people also change. So I want you guys to meet the new
Legend that is going to surpass Durv. His name is
D O R I T O S
R E A C T I O N
"Dorito's Reaction" That's right guys, this guy named himself in favor of a fucking chip.
Dorito right here is a kid Youtuber with over 350,000 subscribers. He has been making really, really great videos.
So basically, you know, the classic Durv shit, okay.
But, recently, he has been getting better and better because
Instead of exploiting the Boss Baby like, you know, Durv did back in the day, you guys already know by the title but the recent
Trend that is going crazy right now is not the Boss Baby...
Now it is The Emoji Movie. You guys might remember that The Emoji Movie is an actual thing. Eight percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes
Looks like a great movie to me. I mean, it's not like the fucking emoji fad in the first place was so fucking
Saturated and emojis at this point have become complete cancer. I mean, you know it's well
Why not make a fucking movie about it. You know at this point guys
there are certain movies that I
Would not go and see for The Emoji Movie this time I can tell that if you actually unironically go and watch to see
This movie in a movie theater
You are a complete fucking normie. So the legend himself, Dorito's Reaction has made a couple
Very, very genius videos about The Emoji Movie, which got a lot of use.
[LAUGHS IN RUSSIAN]
You know, I really think that Durv has gone to lengths like this, okay. Because Durv would call the Boss Baby
Durv would call fucking Spongebob Squarepants, but never ever did Spongebob or the Boss Baby visit his house.
Okay, but I mean Dorito here, he's on the next level.
He's so good at Youtube that Gene the Emoji has come to his house.
"I heard it right over there. What was that?"
Wanna join my free gift card giveaway? Then subscribe to my channel, like the video, and
Turn notifications on. Alright guys, there we fucking go again. "Do you want to join my free gift card giveaway?"
It's like he didn't even change the text from the original Durv fucking video
[ Vietnam flashback ]
This guy completely copied everything from Durv's legendary intro, okay
We all know that Durv used to do fake gift card giveaways and you can see where he ended up
So you know Doritos Reaction, rest in peace ma nigga. You about to go real soon?
"I have been hearing noises outside" [jump cut]. "All I've been hearing is" [knocks] (Durv wants his intro back)
"Yes, I don't know what it is"
"So I decide to grab my camera"
"and then do my intro" Yeah guys, sounds like normal human behavior to me. If you ever get your house broken into
For example, you just slip in and you hear some bitch-ass trying to steal your clout from your crib
You know first thing you got to do is pick up the camera and record yourself. Hey? What's up guys? It's fucking Durv.
Wanna join my free gift card giveaway?
"What the heck is that"
"What is that"
[inaudible] [this kid is high on something]
"Is that Gene? From The Emoji Movie? What is he doing at my house?"
[DIES IN RUSSIAN]
Oh my God guys, you know honestly all these videos- all these clickbait videos like Durv, Ruby Rube, and this guy right now
Just make me marvel at the creativity of the American youth okay, because look at this shit
It's literally his friend from the fucking third grade
He's literally just holding an emoji pollow over his head, and that's fucking it. I mean look at this
He's not even holding it right. It's upside down. How are we supposed to believe this, this is fake and clickbait, bro
I don't really think that's the guy from The Emoji Movie. He's actually trying to kill you.
"I went on the roof and I saw Gene, from The Emoji Movie. Why my house right now? Guys, What is that noise?"
"It's cUming from inside"
[ he ran from gene who turned out to be his bestfriend, who was trying to kill him for the unspeakable sin.... The worst sin of all, the sin which has condemned this world to cancerous content...stealing his fidget spinner!!]
GENE FROM THE EMOJI MOVIE IS INSIDE MY HOUSE [That's not the only thing-I'll stop]
I'm in all fairness guys I can understand
This kid because I'm also scared of The Emoji Movie. The mere thought of The Emoji Movie actually
existing, and this is the reality that we live in, that The Emoji Movie is even
Created as a concept it makes me fucking scared, so if I ever got to see an Emoji Movie character in my life
I'd shit my pants as well, so this guy's clearly not faking any of this
Oh man, [MORE EAR RAPE] No! No! No! No! I'm running into those dm's 😂😂😂😂😂[oh god not the emojis!!] I'm running into the woods...
[Inaudible] OH MY GOD GUYS HES RUNNING GUYS HELP ME [friend rams into the bloody camera]
And he was never seen from again.
Yeah, guys what can we say this is definitely one for the top 10 movie chases of all time?
This is epic right now. Especially what I like about this video. Is that every time he sees them he starts screaming?
Gene from The Emoji Movie is on me. Oh my God guys you know
It's like he has to scream the name of somebody that's chasing them all the time. Once again guys, you can just see that
Me and you, we're clearly not doing the right thing in life, okay, because it's that easy
Is that easy, you see me, NFKRZ Bangerz struggling out there on YouTube to get to views, struggling to get subscribers, okay.
I mean check out this guy you need to respect his hustle okay. He's got over a million views in this video
Gene from The Emoji Movie chasing him okay. All you gotta do next time. You've somebody asks you for gum at school
You say yeah, I'll give you some only if you participate in my cancerous video for my YouTube channel
So he got his fucking 6 year old friend to put a emoji pillow over his face
Run after you and scream at you with his falsetto, young voice
And that's it guys 1 million views is guaranteed and a shit ton of money and house by the way you know this point
I just think that my youtube channel is completely worthless ok I should just go ahead and make something like this
And I'm gonna get way more views this way let's check out the video
I was almost kidnapped by Gene the Emoji in the woods on camera
Intriguing title right here. "Check out my social Media. It's somewhere here here"
"I don't remember because I'm stupid and we're not in school gang gang"
"I don't know why I did that, I'm a loser" Fuck's sake, 10 year old suburban white boys going around screaming Gang gang
This is this is the end. This is the fucking end everybody check out "Bat Reacts in the"
"Description he posts quality content. Just like me. Ready?" "Uh, if quality equals cringiness, then yes"
[The deadliest meme since Harambe]
Mean at least these kids are self-aware you can clearly tell that these kids probably watched Pyrocynical
NFKRZ Bangerz
Or the Reptilian god or some shit like that because you know they got the "cringiness" they got the dab they got the distorted music
These guys are self-aware
And they're into the memes you know and this is what I like by the way because you know when it's the case with Ruby Rube
Or Durv, it's they they are very, very family-Friendly channels
And they would never go against these you know family-friendly things and they would never be self-aware or anything like that
These kids actually know they're cringy, and they're making clickbait cancer. I like that. You're gonna go far my man
So basically characters from The Emoji Movie have entered the portal into our dimension and they are chasing little kids and
turning them into
emojis and the Cancerous Clickbait YouTubers
Sounds like a plot for Half-Life 3 for me an emoji Pillow is basically like a head crab
He jumps on your head and it possesses you and you become an emoji
Zombie. Shoutouts to my main man of african descent, Dorito's Reaction for being the best clickbait YouTuber of 2017. Thank you
I guess that is pretty much going to do it for today's video
I just wanted to show you this this videos that I found recently because
they're really fucking strange honestly of course it's close to what we've seen from Durv and you guys love Durv so
You must love this ok. The moral of the story guys do not go and see The Emoji Movie, even ironically.
Please don't do it ok? I beg of you. Anyways guys,
That is pretty much going to do it for today's video. If you guys did enjoy it please make sure you slap
the motherfucking like button, and I will see you guys in the next one
[Why do we exist, who am I, what is my purpose]
[mmm dubstep]